- "You wedged her you pussy! Youd practically wiped your feet on the welcome matt, what the fuck where you thinking, fucking wedger"
short for wedgie; someone who constantly annoys or interrupts you. Basically, a pain in the a**.
Emily: hey! Wanna hang out today?
Andrea: sorry about that. Emily is the biggest wedge.
Steve: Pretty good.
(Sebastien wedges himself in between)
Jake: ......um hey
Seb: (no response)
Steve: Wow, lurk hard
2. "Would you like an English wedge or a Metric wedge?" - Future employee of Terry's Wedge Emporium World Internation, Corp.