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Wedeling 

Wedeling can be simply defined as offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of turning the tides of victory to said Wedeler. Be very very careful as Wedeling has been known to backfire on multiple Wedelers.
In fantasy football for example, Butt Rubs sends a congrats text message to Straight Trash Homie thus Wedeling in hopes of turning the tide.
Wedeling by creamofthecrops October 14, 2020
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hump wedensday 

they day of the week which in hormonal teenagers run up to thier friends from behind and dry hump them. It usually causes a high pitched scream of surprise or a rendevous later that evening.
"Lyk ohmygaw kelly it's hump wedensday watch yo azz"
hump wedensday by a - mac June 15, 2006
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Wedelia is a strong and small flower.
Wedelia is beautiful, right?
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A person who thinks they are cool but they actually aren't. Normally are short people and do not know much and aren't good in the sack.
Why is that wedel here?
Wedel by Dynasty4 May 6, 2012
Polish candy company, which specializes in chocolate. It makes also small chocolate cakes, called "Torcik Wedlowski" and marshmallows like candies coated in chocolate named "Ptasie Mleczko".
I ate Wedel chocolate last week. It was delicious!
Wedel by osminee2 April 12, 2021
1. A short distance
2.Someone short in height
3. A small size
1. I can't believe he's so wedel!
2. He's a bit wedel, wish he was taller.
3. His dick was way too wedel!, wishing it was a schrödinger.
4. That race track was very wedel.
wedel by theblueytimes May 27, 2024

weideln / geweidelt 

The act of completely ignoring a question and instead answering a completely different question.
This is a kind of manipulation tactic that makes followers think you are an amazing person, when indeed you are just lie'ing to them.

This definition first sparked up in the german far right party "AfD" socialmedia comment sections, due to their candidate of chancellor usually not telling the truth or avoiding questions that she knew the audience wouldnt like the answer / contradicts her previous statements.

The word is made up of a verb'ified version of the chancellor candidates surname.
An example vor "weideln / geweidelt" would be:
Interviewer "You are planing on going back to nuclear power. Could you explain how energy that costs 40 cents per KWh (nuclear power) is supposed to be cheaper then energy that costs 17cent per KWh (wind power) to produce?"
Weidel "Did you even read our election program? Are you trying to frame me?"