face like a welders bench 

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

face like a welders bench by ontour May 25, 2012

Weiderschlagen 

General awesomeness; a great feat, typically of strength; akin to "wow" or "hot damn!" Coined by German powerlifter Andy Elvis Dörner and popularized in the United States by International Powerlifting Hall of Famer Brad Gillingham.

Did you see Brad's deadlift? Weiderschlagen!

Weiderschlagen by ArcticPL April 12, 2014

Widdershins

Everything that can go wrong does. Things that happen in reverse. Backwards, counter clockwise. Like a tornado being turned inside out. Witch lingo.

I am the Queen of Widdershins!

The day was bad and then whiddershins hit.

The witch did the spell but didn't realize she managed to commit widdershins.

Widdershins by Sass sha J May 29, 2010

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

Cracking a Wadders by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

snortin' widders 

An inherently dangerous act that can lead to pain or death derived from the fact that to snort a black widow spider is dangerous. dangerous foolish deadly daring hazardous

Did you see that guy jump from the third story of the hotel into the pool, he was snortin' widders man.

snortin' widders by T. Jeremiah September 3, 2006

widdershins

anticlockwise

widdershins by mikelucky October 28, 2003

welders hood

Overly large sunglasses worn usually by women that cover half of their face.

"Dude, did you see that girl with the welders hood on her face?"

welders hood by Midschool March 28, 2008