weave your basket 

to braid or style ones pubic hair

Evan: dude did you weave your basket?
Ian: totally dude i got that shit dreamweaved...its the ONLY way to get the ladies!

weave your basket by Skaven Walters March 21, 2007

Snatch your weave 

Usually in a girl fight. If someone tells you ,"Imma snatch your weave."They mean there gonna grab your weave or real hair and pull it till it comes of. You better run if they say this

Oooh gurl imma snatch your weave

Snatch your weave by Soup and toe nails July 14, 2018

Fix yo' weave 

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.

"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"

Fix yo' weave by SeaBat June 11, 2006

pat your weave

When you get a fine hair weave and it itches, you stay looking fly by patting it instead of scratching your hair. This is because a weave is not your actual hair so you can't scratch your actual scalp to relieve the itch.

"Girl, your hair looks so good."
"I know."
"Yeah but it itches so badly."
"Just pat your weave."

pat your weave by Bonnie Jackson June 30, 2008

yarn weave 

Generally meaning a "African American" with very thick definite hair that looks like yarn your grandmother uses when knitting and such like that.

Person: 1 Hey man, did you see Farnaquisha's hair? That shit looks like a ball of old ass yarn, the "yarn weave"
Person: 2 Yea homie, honestly she needs to get that fixed and stop tapping yarn to her head saying "Weave on fleek".

yarn weave by NoLoveForFatKids December 17, 2014

You don't pay for my weave 

1. Statement of independance; can take care of own salon needs, etc.

2. Can be associated with "You don't know me" - assuming false pretense to understanding the situation and/or person; can be followed by a booteh bump and a finger snap

Jamal pulls out his food stamps to pay for Shaqueque's baby food.

Shaqueque: "You don't pay for my weave! You don't know me!"

You don't pay for my weave by MattyG February 23, 2005

snatch yo weave 

The definition of snatch yo weave is to physically grab someone's hair or wig due to frustration.

"Watch out before I snatch yo weave"
"Shut up imma snatch yo weave"

snatch yo weave by jo mama26 August 10, 2021