comments made directly after one spills alcohol(see alcohol abuse.)
Wearer of said dress does not have to be present for the phrase to be used.
Said wearer does not have to be the one spilling the drink.

"you just spilled your beer, Phill wears a dress."
by J.izzle October 16, 2008
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a word used to descripe spinner, the creator of planetarion.
...the ever dress-wearing spinner.

Spinner is dress-wearing.
by John Smith August 18, 2003
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