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I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.
random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

I thought you were American

An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.
Jenna: Hey I’m lesbian,
Jimmy: I thought you were American??

I thought we were friends 

The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.
Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?

Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.

Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.

Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.

I thought you were gay

Something your crush says after you say that you like her
Me:I like u
Her:I thought you were gay
Me:(Intense Suicideal Purpouse) Goodbye for ever

I thought you were bae but you're just fam 

and old vine made in like the time vine was popular
person 1:I thought you were bae but you're just fam

person2: john wait-

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet