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eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

the long way home 

Detouring from your original path on your way home to think about the bigger things in life.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.
Jane: So, are you going straight home after work?
John: No, I think I'll take the long way home today.
the long way home by aceme September 20, 2013

fuck with you the long way 

a relationship having to do with being more than friends.
Yo jj, I fuck with you the long way.

Eats Corn the Long way 

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult
Jim Bob eats corn the long way.

It's a Long way to Mukumbura 

A song used by soldiers during the Rhodesian war.
It's a long way to Mukumbura!

It's a long way to Ja!

da long way 

Thomasville da long way,
Kee:you wanna go to the libra
Angel:oh hell yea I fuck with the Libra da long way
da long way by Undreayah December 26, 2008