Someone who is too "straight", "clean" or "square". Two possible etymologies. In Australia: originally a developer who chops down wattle (Acacia) trees, taming the wilderness. Everywhere else: originally someone who uses Autotune. If you gently karate-chop your adam's apple when you sing, you can sound like you are using autotune.
Have you ever seen Joe bust a move? I haven't either. He must be a wattle chopper.
by Mauritius Moorhen May 18, 2011
by me c dog November 13, 2019
A person of whom has pronounced facial jowls or multiple chins / necks.With vigourous movement , the movement of soft facial features ripples like waves.
My wife and our Neighbour were embroiled in a heated arguement .Their Faces where doing the Wattle waggle
by bufflet October 14, 2017