John Watersesque 

Something or someone reminiscent of the eccentric and iconoclastic filmmaker, John Waters.

She was talented with the use of language and could create shocking and elaborate thought-images in peoples’ minds that were utterly John Watersesque!

John Watersesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

waterbison 

an animal much like a sea hare, except bigger, like the size of a bison. A waterbison has no ears, legs, fins, mouth, or tail. It does not need to eat. Different species of waterbisons exist and differ by different colors

a magenta waterbison

waterbison by waterbison777 March 18, 2005

Coney Island Waterfish 

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.

So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......

Coney Island Waterfish by Tha_J-Wizzle September 9, 2010

siberian waterhose 

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"

I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

siberian waterhose by Sloppy Mcfatass September 10, 2015

waterfish 

A slang for sucker. Directly translated from the Cantonese slang for sucker "sui yu", which "sui" is the word for water and "yu" is the word for fish, hence "waterfish".

That waterfish just got conned all his cash.

waterfish by Manjix May 17, 2016

Watersexual 

A stupid sexuality that doesn't exist neither is valid

Person 1: hey I need to tell you something
Person 2: yeah? Whats wrong
Person 1: it's time I come out.
Person 2: dont worry I'll support you no matter what!
Person 1: im watersexual!
Person 2: I fucking hate you dumbass bitch get out of my house

Watersexual by Me katt yas February 5, 2021

watertose 

when you’re lactose intolerant, but water

emily: i’m watertose
me: what’s that?
emily: lactose intolerant, but water

watertose by alyxdumb December 28, 2020