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Waterskiing

Slang: (Aust.)
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.

Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
Waterskiing by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
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Waterskiing

When your fingers skim the water in the toilet bowl while you are wiping your ass.
I went waterskiing this morning because i was late for class.
Waterskiing by Pathimself October 1, 2007

Mexican waterskiing 

When one gets drug behind a vehicle of any sort refusing to let go. This usually happens behind ATVs.
Whoa look at Chuck!! After a few drinks he always wants to go mexican waterskiing.
Mexican waterskiing by novahickey November 6, 2009

Waterskiing

When a woman attempts to form a relationship with multiple guys who are friends. Although the relationships are usually sexual they can also be close friendships.
Fuck this whore! She is waterskiing really hard!
Waterskiing by bud123456 June 16, 2010

WaterKing521 

A really bad fortnite player. Don’t touch it is very toxic.
WaterKing521 is poo at fortnite
WaterKing521 by lol lol leedle 929 January 15, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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