|1.||watering the goats|
1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,
2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"
"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"