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waterbread 

better sounding than "wonderbread" and "whitebread". Should be used as a synonym to those words. "Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences." Waterbread could be seen as worse than "wonderbread" and "whitebread" as soggy bread is bland af.
That blonde guy with blue eyes is such a waterbread. He's like the golden retriever of humans.
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Waterbreaker 

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.
He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"
Waterbreaker by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006

Waterloo Waterbreaker 

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.
Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...


water break 

This is something all band kid value very much. This teaches you how important water really is to the human mind an body. Usually this term is used with one more time in the same sentence.
“We are dying and in desperate need of a water break.”
water break by IdkProbablyJesus December 7, 2018

Water break bitch 

A female whom enjoys/tollerates long marathon sex and requires a break for rehydration of both parties.
That chick last night was a water break bitch, I was parched half way through the session.
Water break bitch by The davis June 24, 2009

Mountain Biker Water Break 

time taken when mountain biking to smoke pot
Hey Raeqwon, I'm gonna take a Mountain Biker Water Break quick.

Watchbreaker 

The motion of slapping ones hand against the opposite wrist. An action commonly seen amongst handicapped people.

Ted: Wow look at that guy on that yellow bus slapping his own wrist.

Bert: Yeah, he's a real watchbreaker! Still, at least he's not licking the windows.
Watchbreaker by theredfraggle April 6, 2008