the water god
the water god by hmmmmm April 23, 2004
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water polo gods
Gods that all water polo players worship when in trouble at games. This is a substitution for god if you aren't catholic.
tes- God that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.
eilaog- God that all goalies worship when getting scored on
sreylap dleif- God that all field players worship when they can't stick with their man or keep up with him.
hcneb on- God that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble
hunu hokku- God that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.
tes- God that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.
eilaog- God that all goalies worship when getting scored on
sreylap dleif- God that all field players worship when they can't stick with their man or keep up with him.
hcneb on- God that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble
hunu hokku- God that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.
We were down by 4 at our water polo game when I was playing feild so I prayed to the water polo gods, sreylap dleif, and we ended up scoring 5 more goals by 3rd quarter
hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.
hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.
water polo gods by lawltacos November 14, 2010
Gods water
Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American beer brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and has many nicknames and one of them is Gods water.
Gods water by Akdicjsbdkdjciskdjdof March 28, 2017
Waiter Gods
Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.
Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.
Waiter Gods by angryboy July 23, 2006
Walter Godz
A discord server full of soy wojaks who contribute nothing to society and have an iq similar to the room temperature of Alaska. Some of the users in this server include: Jonny, who is a pedophile and likes to make unfunny rape jokes. Mj, who is an attention seeking faggot who thinks making marker cuts on his arm would make people give him sympathy for his suicidal self (he is also a horse).
Walter Godz by insert__ May 16, 2023