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The Watchmaker (from the legend of 11:11) 

The watchmaker was a man who treated his creations like children. When he was too old to work, he told his “children” and they gave him immortality. Now he magically mends clocks and is like the “mailman” for good wishes. When a person makes good wishes on 11:11 a.m. or p.m., he delivers the “good news” if the wish is granted.
The Watchmaker (from the legend of 11:11) is from the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" by Crystal

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Watchmaker 

Richard Dawkin's "The Blind Watchmaker" is a book about how Intelligent Design is not a proper substitute for proper evolutionary theory.
Watchmaker by Originofspecies August 9, 2010

Watchbreaker 

The motion of slapping ones hand against the opposite wrist. An action commonly seen amongst handicapped people.

Ted: Wow look at that guy on that yellow bus slapping his own wrist.

Bert: Yeah, he's a real watchbreaker! Still, at least he's not licking the windows.
Watchbreaker by theredfraggle April 6, 2008

Watcharakorn 

He will shank you!
Yo! Watcharakorn
Watcharakorn by Stickkyy Oness! October 9, 2018

Watchmakers Eye 

The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026