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The Waszczak 

John: Did you see the new girl?

Jake: Yeah!!! She's got the waszczak.
The Waszczak by VinnnyKSy November 5, 2011
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Class code for 6th period Edpuzzles for Venegas’s Chemistry Class. at South Miami Senior High. Class of 2021
The class code is “waszues” for Ed puzzles
waszues by TheCoochieMan6969 March 1, 2021
Forgetful, silly.
Born in 1978, Hilversum, The Netherlands. First used by UK-based employees of Philips Telecommunications (employed at Malmesbury in Wiltshire, UK).
On a business trip to Philips Telecommunications headquarters, some time between January and April 1978, a colleague of mine arrived in his hotel in Hilversum (The Hilvershof), unpacked his suitcase and found he'd left his briefcase at home. Looking around the hotel room, he located a suitable plastic bag and proceeded to use this to carry work-related items to and from work for the duration of his trip.
The bag bore the legend "waszak" - the Dutch word(s) for "laundry bag". Henceforth, anyone doing anything thoughtless was called "waszak" and a new word entered the English language.
How forgetful - you waszak!
Waszak by Argo1946 December 9, 2008
Born in 1977, Hilversum, NL. UK-based employees of Philips.
Businessman arrived in hotel, unpacked suitcase and found he'd forgotten his briefcase. Looking around the hotel room, he located a suitable plastic bag and proceeded to use this for the duration of his trip.
The bag bore the legend "waszak" - the Dutch word for "laundry bag". Henceforth, anyone doing anything thoughtless was called "waszak" and a new word entered the English language.
"you forgot? - you waszak!"
waszak by Argo1946 December 12, 2008

brian waszczyk 

Brian waszczyk is the best gym teacher in the world
brian waszczyk by CATILINI March 14, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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