The greatest hockey team in the greatest sports league ever. (see NHL)
They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.
Ovechkin fires one, he scores! The Washington Capitals are the greatest team of all time!
Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.
Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"
Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"