car washing 

The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.

Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.

car washing by Stolotski February 1, 2012

Car-washing 

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

Car-washing by Car washer February 8, 2020

Car washing 

1. The act of putting your face in between the breast of two large breasted women as they hug, wiggle, and shimmy!
2. The act of having four boobies slapping against your face like the brushes spinning in a car wash!

1) As Lora and Sarah began hugging, Joe inserted his head in between the twos large breast woman for a car washing!
2) When Jim Bob wanted to go motor boat during the threesome, he decided that four boobs are better than one, so he went car washing!

Car washing by Tuna3000 April 12, 2020

The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ 

A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension

She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ

The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018

Washingtard 

Native from the state of Washington. You can usually spot Eastern Washingtards by their pointy teeth from the inbreeding. Western Washingtards tend to have some sort of Liberal gibberish on their Subarus or Volvos if in Ballard, and definitely can tell by their driving skills. There is always the possibility that Sasquatch is right around the bend on I5 or any other freeway, so they will slow down to 40 or slower to make sure they don't hit rogue Sasquatchs on the freeway system. Washingtards are very sensitive and avoid confrontation, so never say anything mean or direct at them, as they may go sulk and pout over your harsh words for the next 3-5 years. Arch Enemies of Washintards: People from LA or the East Coast.

I love the city of Seattle, but there's too many Washingtards there.

Washingtard by SeattleEvilDave October 15, 2009

Wishing for the carbine

To give into animalistic desires, primarily for the purpose of revenge or out of hatred. Derived from the ending of the movie "The Long Walk"

"I get that you're upset, but there's no reason to go wishing for the carbine"

Wishing for the carbine by ButOneOfMyManyFaces October 13, 2025

Carl's Wishing Well

While sitting on a toilet, you spread your legs and watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water.

Mike: Do you ever watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water?

Fred: Oh, you mean a Carl's Wishing Well?

Carl's Wishing Well by IceNineSkills October 17, 2019