You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.
The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down
by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019
is when someone takes their clothes of when it's dirty, pick off the big food bits, warm soapy rag, and scrub your stains until they come out clean. Blow dry with a hair dryer, and spray some perfume to smell good.
Person#1 Dude, i was so late for work this morning, i had to pull the ol' hillbilly clothes washing trick.
Person#2 Haha, nice.
Person#2 Haha, nice.
by XxLxX November 30, 2011