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Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.
The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."
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Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.
benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Benjamin Wadsworth 

The beautiful, funny, talented (occasionally dead on the inside), adorable actor who plays Marcus Lopez Arguello. Just all in all a gorgeous and under appreciated little bean 🥰
*Gets done watching Deadly Class
Friend: That Marcus guy is pretty cute, I wonder what the actors name is?
Me: That would be one Benjamin Wadsworth. And I’m sorry but I’ve already called dibs on that crazy and gorgeous boy you see before you.

Wandsworth common 

A place where the youths of Emmanuel, graveney, streatham and Clapham, Bolingbroke hang out and do drugs, Blem, fight and make out
Oi u going Wandsworth common tonight, we have bare blem

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant states that the first 30% of any YouTube video can be skipped as it is irrelevant.
Go to YouTube - pick any video and skip to 30%. Rewatch the whole video and see if the bit you missed at the beginning adds anything. If not the Wadsworth Constant is in action.
Wadsworth Constant by GFEDCBA4321 October 2, 2011

woodworth middle school 

a school full of retard ass yemeni niggas who think they lightskin, and tryna be something they aint. Also full of ratchet ass white gurls who think they black. The school looks like ass, and it'll be hard not to find a group of reeking guys out front, prob talking about fortnite
yo u kno that one gurl?
Ya shes from woodworth middle school.
Damn man nevermind.

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).
By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."
Wadsworth Constant by IamIvan October 2, 2011