"Warping" or "Warp" is a drinking game based on the song "Warp 1.9". During the song there are three instances where the singer says "One, Two, Woot! Woot!". Immediately after the singer says this phrase, everybody starts to drink their respective drinks. The goal is to finish your drink first. However, once one person puts their drink down, everyone must put their drink down. Thus, everyone is limited by the slowest drinker.

There is a short space between the first and second "woot"s and a longer space between the second and third. The game should ideally be played with two or more beers. The game was invented in a parking lot in Keene, NH in December of 2009.
Parents: "Jimmy, where were you last night?"

Jimmy: "I was warping, and I couldn't drive afterwards"

Kid: "Hey guys, want to warp"

Other Kid: "Hell yeah! Lets steal some of my dad's beer"

In Canada, where drinking games are illegal, one can be arrested for warping.
by Nicoslavia January 6, 2010
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The cause for all physchic abilities in the Warhammer 40000 universe. Also the cause for the forces of Chaos.

The warp is hard to describe, in that it is completely chaotic, yet to some a sole salvation. Psykers can communicate telepathically through it and some can use it as a sort of weapon, with physical effects. Some can rip a tear in the warp through which others may be sucked. Others can use the warp to enhance their own capabilities.

Through all these advantages though there are even more dangers. Chaotic beings and malicious daemons travel through the warp and can enter this realm through its wielder.

Psykers face a constant danger if not disciplined. The daemons can speak with these psykers and even persuade them to be possessed. The effects of possession are horrible and mutagenic, transforming the host into two beings in one body, one is constantly trying to take over all control and burst free of the conciousness of the host.
It was pure chaos, vomitted striaght out of the warp.

The warp spawn grew grotesquely from its host.

The beast had four arms, no five, i couldnt count them as they were constantly changing. The effects of the warp are terrible to behold, indeed.
by Rodell August 12, 2006
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to travel at such extreme speeds that time itself can be altered. or the bending of wood over a period of time
We went so fast we warped to 1873.
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when a person gets so crazy high that they begin to see things with a distorted appearance, as if they are warped.

usually affective after smoking very chronic weed or getting hella fucked up from anything else.
ben got hella warped off just a ten sack
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a mix between Herpes and Genital Warts. first started by Miky" mug club . leemn-mate and jbooby. often caught in saratoga springs it can potentially be lethal.
a mix between herpes and genital warts . Warpes
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Warp records. Short for WE ARE REASONABLE PEOPLE. World's most respected and loved electronic and experimental dance labels. After many years in Sheffield, they are now based in London.
Many Warp releases were licensed to record labels outside the UK.
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This is a term used to define someone who has poor communication with friends and family. Actually, someone who has poor communication with just his younger brother. A person who has been 'warpped' often avoids family gatherings, events, and phone conversations, for fear of being associated with his younger brother. They tend to think that because their younger brother is a retard, that their friends will judge him as being one. Which is completely wrong, because younger brothers are usually the funniest things in the world. They're one of the funny things.
Mike is totally warpped, everytime his younger brother Bradley picks up his house phone he hangs up right away.

Bradley was busy widing his bike, when he went into Mike's room to say hi. Mike yelled "GTFOMW", at him. Mike doesn't even want to be seen in his own room with his brother, because he's warpped. Bradley thought this was the funniest thing in the world.
by Bl0nk August 8, 2007
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