| 1. | warning fart | ||
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I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart, It will not be a boring fart, For all night I've been storing fart. |
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| 2. | Warning Fart | ||
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A fart that precedes a bowel movement. It smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky turd is soon to follow. One guy: "Aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!".
The other guy: "Uh oh, I think that was a WARNING FART", with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a massive dump. |
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