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Wattage Bazooka 

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016
-age suffix added to want emphasizing the desire to own or posses.
*geeks at comic-con staring at Slave Leia*

"Wantage..." *drool*
Wantage by 0sm0sis April 26, 2009

wattagwan 

Jamaican-english for "Whats going on" or "Whats up".
"Yo! Wattagwan?"
"Just chillin"
wattagwan by Shopie February 25, 2008
A person who acts like they are "Gangsta" but they fail massively.
Person A: "I'll f**kin' deck ya mate, like a f**kin' knife in ya gut!"
Person B: "What a WannaG"
WannaG by AwesomeoSaurus September 21, 2009

wattagwon 

A word used to express a greeting, generally a sentence in itself.
1. wattagwon!
2. wattagwon, my friend, wattagwon
wattagwon by Jason Allen. June 2, 2006

guitar wankage 

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
guitar wankage by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008