want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

want me to read your tea leaves? by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

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she want me

a phrase used when a girl gives hints that she likes you, popularized by the youtuber SoLLUMINATI

SHE WANT MEEEE

she want me by Tre Riggins January 10, 2018

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You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

You want me to smoke it for you too? by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011