look up any word, like wrapped up like a douche:
1. The realisation that you have behaved like a total Wanker.

2. A life changing epiphany during the act of masturbation.

A: "I've just realised that my girlfriend may not have appreciated me having sex with someone else."

B:" An excellent wankiphany my friend."

2. (during masturbation) "There should be a word for the great ideas that I have whilst pleasuring myself...wankiphany?"
by Haitus Haus January 10, 2012