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wankbuscuit

1. Somebody who is a wanker

2. Insult for somebody both retarded and mentally backwards
Timmy you wankbuscuit!
wankbuscuit by Shavar March 14, 2005
Related Words

fair wankum 

that blokes fair wankum
fair wankum by rockshox August 7, 2006

Wankumentary

A TV programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.
Man 1 : "Did you watch that wankumentary last night? It was a programme about how women should check their breasts for lumps"

Man 2 : "Errr....no"
Wankumentary by MillsyKafer March 22, 2009

wankbucket 

A person behaving in the conduct, or displaying the attributes, of a substantial quantity of semen collated in a contained vessel. Typically accredited to girls who chin off their friends for monetary gain.
"Oh you aren't coming out this weekend Sian? FUCKING WANKBUCKET."
wankbucket by sharnormarneee September 2, 2012

Wankbuster

It is another form of Cock Block, when you Cock Block someone when they are wanking.
"DUDE! I'M WANKING HERE, QUIT BEING SUCH A WANKBUSTER."
Wankbuster by MagicFairyCup. December 15, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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