An Ancient and Sacred art, developed by Wang Fu Grandmasters Gabriel and Tycho. The true Wang Fu style is know only to these Grandmasters, and instead a more primitive art is taught to aspiring young students. The heart of the Wang Fu style is about grabbing the opponent's wang, before he grabs your wang. This great art requires the eyes of the eagle and the speed of the tiger, and is only taught to the most worthy. Young students aspire to be like Grandmasters Gabriel and Tycho.
I'm going to Wang Fu your wang!
by Aprentice Meyer October 13, 2004