An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.
Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."
"Heh, I'm wamps."
"Love my balls!"
"Won't!"
"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
"Heh, I'm wamps."
"Love my balls!"
"Won't!"
"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015
by Bonnie Crystal October 6, 2007
by Mr2 spyder May 1, 2016
by That One Chick9 August 26, 2009
by Cbarthmaier1 May 28, 2017
The pedophile leader of the meth head tweakers who live at locust lake. The Wampi steal cars and chop them up, repaint them, and sell for meth money in their chop shop. The wampus is a big bald guy who wears a bear coat and lives in a metal shack.
by IDon'tTouchChildren ;) September 4, 2018
Last night I was wampus
by wampus420 April 4, 2018