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Furry Wall 

A consortium of many uses including relaxation of people whom are very high, an excellent tool for exterior remodeling, a place for friends to come together and hang out, a muse for songs, etc...
"Just stroke the furry wall and everything will be ok" -Aldous Snow

Pet the Furry Wall

Idiom;

(1) A phrase uttered to implore someone who is panicked, or highly anxious to calm and soothe their self. Often a person having a bad trip while on drugs.

(2) A phrase used to reassure someone that they are safe and that their current situation is manageable.

Source: The 2010 Film, "Get Him to the Greek".
Person 1: "Man, I'm freaking out. Everything is turning melty and colorful. Why did you make me smoke that Jeffery!"

Person 2: "Pet the furry wall man; be cool. You'll be fine."

rub the furry wall 

ie. "When life hands you a Jeffrey" rub the furry wall."

Furry Wall 

Furry walls are walls covered in fur. When stroked the furry wall will calm you down.
Guy one: Smokes a jeffery

Guy one: Ithink im having a heartattack

Guy two: CALM down just stroke the furry wall, there you go- all better?
Furry Wall by explodinggrass June 11, 2010

Fury Wall 

A wall made 100% of fur, which designed to calm you down.
Dude 1: I think i'm having a heartattack
Dude 2: Just relax and stroke the Fury Wall
Fury Wall by WhiteStagForTheBlind November 25, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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