Wahabi

Khwarjis, takfiris. Free from common sense. Wahabis tend to upload pics of their trainers and short thobe from top view. It reminds them of looking downwards from a throne.

Watching wahabi infighting is stand up comedy.
Wahabi 1- "You madhkali"
Wahabi 2- "You majoosi"
Wahabi 1- "You taghooot"
Wahabi 2- "May Allah break your back, you belong to the murjiyah"
Wahabi 1- "wth! You're ahlul hawaa"
Wahabi 2- "KAFIR"

Sunni: Minding own business.

General Wahabi: Nope. the quran and hadith are literally up to personal interpretation. i can go to the three different shaykhs who will give me different interpretations.

Bradford Wahabi: Kasmeh watching dawah man with my paiyy scrannin on haribos and browsing twitter looking for the next sufi to accuse of shirk akhiiii.

A list of wahabi sources = Trust MIAW, Fatawa Bin Baz.

Wahabi: Well would you look at the time!

12

11 ^ 1

10 | 2
9 ⊙--—> Time to do mass takfir.

8 4

7 5

6

Wahabi by Loverxxgirl February 9, 2021

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wahabba

used as a universal word in place of “what happened” or just as a word when you don’t know what to say

you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice? Wahabba???

wahabba by wahabba September 12, 2019

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Wahabis

Wahabis : a state of extreme confusion

Wow im so wahabis'd right now!

Ahhhw WAHABIS MAN!

Wahabis by KelzDarr December 16, 2010

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Wahabis

A word used when an argument between a man and a woman is one,generally used by the woman

WAHABIS! I told you so!

Wahabis by SparticusMC June 4, 2010

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Wahaba

The act of taking a long & gloriously satisfying dump.

Jeffery Asscastle is such a wahaba addict, he rarely ever leaves the restroom these days.

Wahaba by FidgetTheKobold February 22, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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