WaffleTastik 

🔥 A FANTASTIK way to describe how AMAZING WAFFLES are.. WaffleTastik

🔥 As I bite into this warm, melted buttery, maple syrupy waffle..it taste WaffleTastik!

WaffleTastik by ClassicRonnie December 3, 2019

WaffleGrain 

WaffleGrain is a nice kind hearted person that's always is there for his friends and never lets anyone down but is really bipolar and over thinks things a lot to cause him or she to panic.

When you go down in zombies you know WaffleGrain will get you back up and ready to go!

WaffleGrain by Marcus Schaeffer February 21, 2018

Wafflemama 

A total MILF and a cougar, probably your best friend's mom. She is kind and loving, but in a slightly suggestive way. Capable of making the most delicous waffles at any time, especially for inebraited persons. Will support awesome things like underage drinking and smoking, as long as "She didn't know about it." Genereally the hottest cougar you always wish you had the balls to tap.

Man, if I was older... and way ballsier... I'd be all over that wafflemama...

Wafflemama by wildekarrde April 15, 2009

waffletastic

Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.

A- Hey, have you ever wondered where the universe came from?
B- No, waffletastic made it.

waffletastic by waffleslolol August 21, 2013

wafflegasm 

The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes from a fresh bouquet of homemade waffles on an other wise cold, yucky morning.

Roommate 1: I was planning to sleep in, but this morning you had to get up and have a wafflegasm at the crack of dawn.
Roommate 2: Yeah sorry about that.
Roommate 1: You could at least be quiet about it...
Roommate 2: Obviously you haven't tried these waffles.

wafflegasm by Josephine Crew March 29, 2009

waffleman 

Often considered to be a thief due to his dark skin color. Claims to be a waffle man, but is actually a pancake man. Has homosexuality and poor sportsmanship as well, pitiful.

You're a waffleman? I don't really want to be your friend.

waffleman by Gigarus November 6, 2019

wafflecakes 

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

wafflecakes by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008