Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.
Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."
-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.