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a term used to describe a super fly bizatch wearing a "I have the power He-man shirt" on tuesday
You look like a fine vulumputious Maria in that wet, brown , large paper bag of Love
by Jebus Bob Rice March 07, 2003
A girl at the Weedsport Invitational completely absorbed in the ingenuity of a 'Platypus'.
That Vulumputious Maria wouldn't stop sucking on Max Chapman's Platypus. (Not as perverted as it sounds.)
by Grimey May 26, 2003