A person who makes lame kills in an online game, usually when the opponent is low on health of fighting another player.
That guy is such a vulcher.
by The Maurauder May 28, 2004
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A person who shows exsessive attention or excitement towards some thing or someone.

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Girl 1: That guy is totally checking you out!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know he's a vulcher.

I would have stayed but he was such a vulch

I totally vulched on her shoes.

I can't believe they are coming to town I am totally vulchin'.
by SarahEden August 2, 2006
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(N)- one who hovers around a peice of equipment that is currently occupied by another in hopes of using the aforementioned equipment the minute the current user is finished. Most frequently used in cases of gym equipment.

(V)- to hover around a person or peice of equipment in order to ensure that you will be the next user of the particular peice of equipment.
(N)- I was at the gym jogging on the treadmill and this vulcher caim up to me and stood beside the treadmill for 30 minutes until I was finished. I probabley would have used it a while longer had it not been for the vulcher's creepy stare.

(V)- I went to the gym to lift some weights but the only pair of 25lb weights were being used by somebody else, so I vulchered the guy until I creeped him out and he left.
by Gordo201010105568989 March 17, 2009
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A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher
by David Valentine January 22, 2011
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A women that is always looking for some cum to eat. It could also mean that she is desperate for cum so she eats anyone's.
You bump into a women on the street and she right off the bat asks for you to cum on her-A cum vulcher
by squattingbear July 11, 2008
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adjective: vulcher shit is used to describe the most extreme level of stinch; it is only to be used when no other word describes the level of stinch of which you are experiencing, it catagorizes the nastiest stinch you could ever imagine. FYI: vulchers eat dead rotting carcus therefore their shit would have to be the most pungent of odors
What's that smell? I have no clue, but it smells like VULCHER SHIT!!
by The Hurst June 2, 2006
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