A Vulcan

A person with a distinctively Vulcan style haircut, who also happens to have serious personality issues.

I met that guy before, he was very cold and unfriendly.

Looked kind of like a Vulcan.

by Ordersomepizza July 31, 2010

Bed Vulcan

A sexual partner who shows no emotion, enthusiasm, or excitement in bed.

I can always tell when my girlfriend is angry because she becomes a bed vulcan.

by bored2009 July 28, 2009

French Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman by applying the Vulcan greating (from Star Trek) to the female's vagina, while stimulating her clitoris with your tongue.

In daily body language, the French Vulcan is suitable to show your intentions by holding your hand up in the Vulcan Greating manner and playfully wibbling your tongue at an imaginary clitoris.

My girlfriend had multiple orgasms after I gave her a proper French Vulcan.

Wendy was scared after I greeted her with a French Vulcan.

by Flapster_NL & Broner_NL September 22, 2008

New Vulcan

Some shitty Discord server probably made in 2019 filled with snowflakes, people with autism and just fucking idiots in general. Get rid of the server and fuck off.

What the hell is a New Vulcan? Please don't look it up on Disboard.

by Dictionary-Man 2.0 February 15, 2022

vulcan raven

Member of the FOXHOUND unit from Metal Gear Solid, and is one of the toughest battles in the game, IMO. He carries a fucking enormous Gatling gun that has unlimited ammo. Likes to pull ears.

Snake: You must be a real threat in the muktuk eating contest.
Vulcan Raven: HAHAHAHAHA! You are right, yet I also excel at the ear pull.

by sizzleman July 24, 2010

Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.

Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man

by Phunkie Junkie December 8, 2008

Vulcan Shocker

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."

John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.

by glenitals.com March 12, 2003