speak volumes 

Makes situations clear without using words

The man's clothes speak volumes about how much of a bum he is.

Biting her lip, she didn't talk. Her pussy spoke volumes, and choked on my cock.

speak volumes by Tristoner September 29, 2013

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes 

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes by QuacksO July 29, 2019

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) 

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately

Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) by D4soni March 15, 2011

Funk Volume

Hopsin & SwizZz's (the 2 most insane rappers ever) independent record label.

Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.

Funk Volume by Psikiguy. K. Kentai Sweet December 30, 2011

Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.

At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD

Volume OCD by yo1234 October 26, 2013

volume officer 

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

volume officer by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

The volume in this bus is astronomical 

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.

Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical

The volume in this bus is astronomical by Katiekillaaa June 17, 2020