| 1. | exekuatur | ||
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A Youtube user who goes by this alias. He records vocal covers of songs by various artists such as Scar Symmetry, Slipknot, and System Of A Down. His covers are the stuff of legend, as in their so god-awful that you will shit your pants laughing after listening to them.
He has been regarded as one of the worst singers of all time, rivaled by only William Hung and SUPERCOOLWILLOW. His covers have received such rave reviews as: "this is shit...worse thing ive ever heard..." -ECWallen "Your growls sound like Strong Bad!" -ZadionApocalaya "God laughs now...So do I! This made the universe" -masterd000 Guy 1: "God I hate my life, my girlfriend just cheated on me and dumped me."
Guy 2: "Dude I know what will lift your spirits, just watch another exekuatur vocal cover!" Guy 1: "Holy shit my body and soul has been restored! With renewed vigor, I can now see my life is full of purpose and meaning. Thank you exekuatur! |
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| 2. | smench | ||
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wierd eclectic electro artist, formed from the combination of the names SaM and frENCH, french being the musical protagonist and sam his vocal partner in cacophonic crime found on the cover of debut album; "YOU LOVE IT!" and the follow up "Shake your Teal" EP
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| 3. | moxy fruvous | ||
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"Moxy Fruvous", the best of Canadean demi-Rock 90's 60's folk pop that missed their calling by about 30 years. Still, that doesn't exclude Moxy Fruvous from being one of the best folk rock bands out there. The Fruvs have something for everyone, from witty political satire to social commentary, to beautiful vocal solos and a capella songs, to eye-wattering lyrics, all of which combine to give you the most talented musicians in the genre. Their best album by far is "Bargainville", their first full CD. It delivers a perfect blend of comedy with love ballads and some good old liberal passion, all backed by the most stunning vocal harmonies of all their CD's, with the possible exception of their live compilation. The Fruvs are called so only by a couple their most endeering fans. I just got "Live Noise" by the Fruvs and the a capella cover of "I've Just Gotta Get A Message To You" almost made me cry it was so unbelievable.
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| 4. | fruvs | ||
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"Moxy Fruvous", the best of Canadean demi-Rock 90's 60's folk pop that missed their calling by about 30 years. Still, that doesn't exclude Moxy Fruvous from being one of the best folk rock bands out there. The Fruvs have something for everyone, from witty political satire to social commentary, to beautiful vocal solos and a capella songs, to eye-wattering lyrics, all of which combine to give you the most talented musicians in the genre. Their best album by far is "Bargainville", their first full CD. It delivers a perfect blend of comedy with love ballads and some good old liberal passion, all backed by the most stunning vocal harmonies of all their CD's, with the possible exception of their live compilation. The Fruvs are called so only by a couple their most endeering fans. The Fruvs are worth listenning to no matter your tastes in music. I just got "Live Noise" by the Fruvs and the a capella cover of "I've Just Gotta Get A Message To You" almost made me cry it was so unbelievable. That's such a great album.
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| 5. | Jessicka | ||
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The then front woman of the band Jack Off Jill who now writes for and sings in the band scarling. She has amazing vocal talents and twistedly awsome lyrics. "Tearing at my skin leaving knives in my brain, stabbing the voices making me insane" -Band-Aid Covers the Bullet Hole by scarling.
"Jessicka made a the Cure cover?" "Yeah! With JOJ they did Love Song" |
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| 6. | Chris Barnes | ||
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To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style. Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!
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| 7. | Disturbed | ||
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A great metal band who had the misfortune of being branded with the "nu metal" label, which warrants every hater to say "listen to real metal." Despite this label, Disturbed is heavier than the fathers of metal, Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath, and other influential metal bands such as AC/DC and Iron Maiden. In fact, their most popular song, Down with the Sickness is heavier than Metallica's most popular song, Enter Sandman. Sure, Mike Wengren is no Lars Unlrich and Dan Donegan will never tear through solos like Dave Mustaine, but Disturbed is a band that should not be underestimated. Everything from David Draiman's aweworthy vocal range to the band's ability to recreate the feeling of pure, relentless terror give them the right to be called the Metallica of the new millennium. Hater: Distubed sucks! They aren't even metal
Disturbed fan: Have you even listened to their music? Hater: No, but my friend told me they did a Genesis cover Disturbed fan: *facepalm* |
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