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vlakia/vlakies 

vlakia~ (pronounced vláh-kee-ya) vlakia/vlakies is a greek word that translates to any and all of these terms: ~shenanigans, ridiculousness, stupidity, nonsense, idiocy, foolishness, tomfoolery, silliness, goofiness~
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.

vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place, etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
vlakia/vlakies is anything ridiculous or a shenanigan

“Did you see Maria flirting with all those boys?”

“Yeah ew I know she’s a vlakia”

“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”

“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”

*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”

“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”

*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”

*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”

“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”

*Stomach hurts*
“What is this vlakia.”

*Watches Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”

“UGH! This vlakia phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
vlakia/vlakies by vlakies August 24, 2019
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vladiator 

Predominantly a huge black man with the name Vladimir who has a massive cock and rails out mad hoes. These hoes usually include people with names from Aladdin and think they are all that. The hoes also enjoy kick line dancing. All in all, Vladiators yell out "are you not entertained?" After they finish on the hoes faces. Don't get mad get Vlad
Ho 1: omg Becky I was dominated by the vladiator last night

Ho 2: yes and no. Myah
vladiator by JimmineyCrixkety February 4, 2014
Related Words
Vlakas means stupid in Greek language, synonym is Malakas
How stupid r u ? Poso vlakas eisai ?
You are stupid! Eisai vlakas!

vlakas by Stallion81 May 12, 2006
An agressive female
She attacked him while playing the sport because she is such a vladia.
Vladia by Trag Silinesdrive April 12, 2017
racial slur to people that represents everything bad about the world like the n word
man I hate the VAKIA's of our world, they mid as hell, I also hate
vakia by iakmnotaVAKIA February 1, 2023

vlavianos 

A person who writes poems to get girls.
He also teaches sometimes for fun.
-Did you heard? Vlavianos is ill in bed again.
-Yeah, but he wrote a really great poem!
vlavianos by Chimichangas87 October 25, 2017

Vladiana 

Vladiana is the most beautiful girl in the world, but besides her beauty, she's also extremely inteligent.
You're such a Vladiana! You've got lovely brown eyes and adorable dimples!
Vladiana by Vladiana November 22, 2021