West Virginian Party Foul

Having sex with livestock during a barn dance or similar country gathering or celebration. Typically done under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. The act must be witnessed by fellow party goers, who may cheer on the offender due to also being under the influence.

Gerald: Hey, Bill, where did Mitch go during last night's barndance?
Bill: Oh he done got shitfaced on moonshine and commited a West Virginian Party Foul
Gerald: A wha?
Bill: Dumbass fucked a sheep in front of everyone, and the damndest thing about it, the sheep had panties on.
Gerald: Sumbitch fucked my Gloria!?

by wisemanoncesaid August 8, 2018

west virginian trochee

When some one shits in another persons asshole , then pours spices into it and lets it ferment.

Me and my gf were tucking around so now we’re making a West Virginian trochee

by Steadied April 4, 2019

Virginian Aftermath

A virginian aftermath is when you take a poo in a blender and you make a poop smoothie and then you pour down the back of a person that has wronged you.

Dude he slept with my sister, I'm going to give him a "Virginian Aftermath".

by TheRussianGuy July 25, 2011

Virginian

Someone who lives/from Virginia. Who cant spell, type or use proper grammer during sentences.

Them dang virginians not knowing how to text!

by Bckwdstrckn September 9, 2019

Virginian

Virginians are the kind of people nobody knows exists but when they do, they're usually unhinged.

Mick: "Ah... what a normal day in the park."
James: "are you👁️hi👁️👁️ a friend"
Mick: "God fucking damn it, I can't escape Virginians."

by dooktur August 1, 2022

Virginian Windpipe

It is when a female sucks her boyfriends dick then shoves two cigarettes in both of her nose holes exhaling smoke and semen onto her boyfriend’s cock

Hey Brad did you hear about Kathy? She gave Tom a Virginian Windpipe and she was coughing for days!

by AlphaOmegaChad308 July 24, 2019

west virginian musket

When u have sexual relations with ur brothers hair not sure how thats a muskey but it is.

My dick, ur hair, lets do the west virginian musket

by Digital Penetration April 18, 2018