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The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
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Lincoln Village

Lincoln Village is a hood in East Sacramento/ Rancho Cordova, this area is territory of the east side pirus and is known for drugs deals, drive bys, street fights, and other gang activity. Sacramento rapper Cellyru gave dis hood its fame.
Ima real Lincoln Village soldier on da Ru gang

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.
V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Friendly Village

AKA as Worth, Illinois

Small town in Illinois right outside Chicago. Claims to be known as "the friendly village". Which in 10 years will probably be a ghost town. Perfect place to get a taste of small town life with a short drive from Chicago.
Friendly Village by ChicagoKid1990 December 7, 2017

Korekiyo Village 

The holiest place for a Korekiyo fan to be, where bondage and incest is all the rage and the safe word is seesaw.
I plan to make a pilgrimage to Korekiyo Village this winter.
Korekiyo Village by Cultekiyo September 5, 2018

Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.
I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.

villager main 

Villager mains utilize the scummy, yet surprisingly effective villager character in either Super Smash Bros. 4 or Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Villager mains will juggle you until the end of time, and their friends (and anyone else playing with them) will hate their guts for never letting up with their onslaught of turnips, potted plants, and slingshots. This guy is great at ledge guarding, and won't hesitate to taunt you with the fact that you just got dunked by VILLAGER.
Player 1: yo, fuck off with the juggling! This is bullshit, how the fuck did you hit me with that!?!?

Villager main: get fricked kiddo, thats how we villager mains like to do things around these parts 👉👉
villager main by Bountiful_Oats January 13, 2019