A grumpy, outwardly arrogant, inwardly self-loathing resident of Vienna, Austria, stuck in the 19th century when they last had any importance to the rest of the world.
by seamusocadhla September 6, 2016
The Viennese whirl is a sexual activity whereby a male ejaculates in the vagina of a menstruating female. After completing this activity, the male can squeeze the labia and enjoy a tasty treat that resembles the baked good from which it is aptly named.
by Mikeyofd April 18, 2015
by peteofmelbourne January 13, 2007
Fingering with Nutella-, or other chocolate spread-coated digits. Named after the famous biscuit-chocolate composite.
I was at my aunt's tea party when she asked for a viennese finger. I gave her one and I've never been invited back.
by Doctor Sin November 22, 2010
This move is accomplished when two girls, on their period, are in doggy-style position with their arse holes together so as to create an arch for a man to then eat the period simultaniously out from beneath whilst a second man cums between the adjcent buttocks thus providing the creamy centre to the swirl.
by The real Real Keith April 24, 2009
When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping
by eBayLover69 October 24, 2013
This is where a you ejaculate into your woman's mouth. She keeps it their and then both french kiss, all the while the semen is swirling around each of your mouths'. This is based on on a popular sweet snack - Viennese Whirl, 2 shortbread biscuits surrounding a cream centre.
Guy 1 - Hey, Me and my girl tried something new last night, we kissed while my semen was in her mouth.
Guy 2 - you lucky so and so, thats the famed Viennese Swirl.
Guy 2 - you lucky so and so, thats the famed Viennese Swirl.
by Dan Spalke December 5, 2013