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videograph

A term used by diaper-wearing ninnies when they mean to say "videotape" or "videorecording"
Ninny: "I'm going to videograph myself singing Lady in Red"

Guy: "Videograph? What's that?"

Ninny: "Well, we don't use tapes anymore, do we? So if it's digital, you should say "videograph"in order to be more correct."
videograph by goatbrains April 19, 2009

vidography 

It is a video produced about a person that if produced in written form would be considered biographical in it's aspects.
Essentially, the moshing of video + biography.
Online research sure produces a lot of vidography on celebrities these days!
vidography by GmaRed August 8, 2010

videographer 

one who practices videography by shooting video. (e.g. such as a photographer with photography)
The videographer showed up a freakin' hour earlier than the wedding party!
videographer by lm.p March 6, 2010

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026