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The name of a failed "smart cup" kickstarter in which the cup would tell you what you were drinking, as if you didn't know already. A colossal waste of money.
Moron: "I just ordered this smart cup called the vessyl. It tells me what I'm drinking. IT EVEN DOES SMOOTHIES!"
Everyone: "That sounds like a terrible product"
Moron: "JACS"
vessyl by Advanced Furby May 24, 2017
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Fucks all the bitches.
"The Vesey fucks mad bitches dude"

"yeah i know"
Vesey by MILFFUCKER215 August 17, 2011
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Pure Vessel 

The Hollow Knight at his peak before he was sealed in the Black Egg temple where he contains the Radiance. He’s incredibly difficult and is going to annihilate you when you first meet him
“I died to the Pure Vessel again! Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!”
Pure Vessel by Hollowslayer October 28, 2021

special vessel 

Another word for retard rocket.
special vessel by loesing November 7, 2008

Veasey Crawl 

Derived from the Veasey dormitory at Hendrix College in Conway, Arkansas. Ceilings in Veasey are considerably lower than the rest of the ceilings on campus and the beds are tall, so the residents of Veasey Hall would have to crawl over their partners a certain way to engage in sexual intercourse. It has now become a staple in the Veasey dance at the highly publicized event, Shirttails. In this event, the freshmen of each dorm are to prepare a choreographed dance and perform it for a trophy. While the Veasey Crawl often results in elimination because of the background of the dance, Veasey continues to use it each year in their performances. Their most recent win of Shirttails was in 2009.
Guy 1: Did you hit that, bro?
Guy 2: Ay, I had that bitch doing the Veasey Crawl all night long.

-ALSO-

Girl 1: I can't wait for Shirttails tonight! Martin is gonna kill!
Girl 2: I know, right? And I better see the Veasey Crawl!
Veasey Crawl by skeletallamping September 10, 2009

vicey versey 

How many people say the phrase, "vice versa".
{Craig}: Mark, please clean out the plastic cat toliet and the sink -- or vicey versey.
vicey versey by Telephony May 11, 2016
Vessy is one of kind woman. A woman with erudition and a good heart, a woman with the perfect physical proportions. Vessy laughter makes your heart melt. Her eyes are deep like the the universe and it's secrets. Vessy is a mystery..waiting to be unveiled. Don't ever underestimate her because of her uniqueness, she is clever as hell and hotter than fire. Don't play with her, treat her good. She deserves that. Don't think she's a trophy. She is not a human being either, she is more than that, just be good to her and she will unveil all of her deep secrets. Vessy can be evrything, but also can be nothing. And who are you mister?
Vessy is a goddess from Sofia city.
Vessy by ssg13 July 14, 2017