the verzion 

you are receving falatio for someone after you cum in there mouth you cock slap them in their ear and ask "can you here me now?"

i gave that bitch the verzion last nite after she gave me dome

the verzion by fosdick April 14, 2008

simp (kibbe version) 

Simp (Kibbewater version) is a guy willing to donate a lot of money to pokimane

pokimane (or asian kbob): *exist*
kibbewater: hi take wallet im so simp (kibbe version)

simp (kibbe version) by sissyBussy November 14, 2020

Wal-Mart Version 

Term used to describe an uglier doppelgänger.

Kayla: I'm tired of being mistaken for Snooki!
Mike: If it's any consolation, she's the Wal-Mart version of you...

Wal-Mart Version by Guttertron June 9, 2017

Rose Art Version 

A cheaper, poor-quality copy of something better or more famous.

The term stems from the fact that, in grade school, most kids would have the pricier, top-quality Crayola Crayons, while the unfortunate few students would be stuck with the cheaper, crappy Rose Art Crayons which nobody wanted.

Hostess snacks are the Rose Art Version of Little Debbie snacks.

Gary Busey is the Rose Art Version of Nick Nolte.

Rose Art Version by TheChrisenator July 23, 2021

(acoustic version) 

Absolute soul-wrenching heartbreak from which there is no recovery.

All aboard the lolnope train to fuckthatville (acoustic version).

(acoustic version) by lavie-boheme September 28, 2012

Version excursion 

In IT when management cannot get anything done because they are unable to decide between the current version of software, and the promised "next version".

Mike wasted 3 days on a version excursion, while the rest of us played Online Bingo

Version excursion by Luc May 12, 2004

Verizon Assclowns 

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

Verizon Assclowns by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012