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The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris
That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
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dirty clean version
This phrase is used to describe songs that have been edited to play for the radio, but still have words they bleep out. Dumb ploy by the music industry, but American parents are so crazy over "suggestive" things even when we are easily the most suggestive country on Earth.
Did you hear David Banner's song play? It's still a dirty clean version though. Even though everyone knows the dirty version is the better one.
dirty clean version by jkbena612 August 15, 2009
charlie (female version)
a very sweet girl who is cheerful and friendly in everyway! Doesn't like to fall out with people so in arguements she will let other people win, however she will not let people walk over her! Everyone who has a Charlie in their lives is very lucky! Charlies are very intelligent people who strive for only success in life! They're usually drawn to money but are not gold-diggers! In a relationship, she expects to be put first and cared for by the male. Charlies are generally good in bed and have a hotass body with good features. They have a love for dogs and can get attached to them very easily. Genuinely nice girls with a love for the world and the environment.
"Who's that girl over there stroking that adorable dog?"
"That's definitely a Charlie (female version)!"
"That's definitely a Charlie (female version)!"
charlie (female version) by hellopeeps March 26, 2014
The Game (card version)
The Game is an invented game which is related to Magic the Gathering. The concept is that a player may use any creatures from any universe (comics, movies, mythology, etc.) and match them up against his opponents, the results of which are then debated. Creating a deck and playing The Game is a complex process, but the idea is simply to foster epic arguments
Carter and I were playing The Game (card version). He had no chance after my Gandalf ripped apart his Dumbledore
N.B. you don't call it The Game (card version). You call it The Game. urbandictionary required me to write it that way
N.B. you don't call it The Game (card version). You call it The Game. urbandictionary required me to write it that way
The Game (card version) by beastofcville May 16, 2010