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1. verizoned
1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.
My new cell has been severely verizoned. I can't even get my photos off of it without paying them.
2. Verizoned
1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.
"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening"
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Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the iPhone 4s.
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They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.