Translates to "you're worth dick". Meant as an insult to another individual. Originated in Latin America. It mostly means to be worthless; bogus; a dumbass, etc.
Scalzo: Hey man... I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jesse: Vales verga!
by Todos Valen Verga January 4, 2012
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all hope is lost; not having a good day; things not going well at that moment
-QUE PEDO GUEY?
-no mames guey, ando VALIENDO VERGA.
by Pelon61 August 27, 2008
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when you send something to go fuck itself.....when you send it to hell......also vergacould mean dick.......
commonly used in mexico
pinche jorge vete a la verga guey....

me vale verga lo que hagas

tengo la verga bien grande
by Pistio October 13, 2007
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The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.
Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.
by VergaJones1 June 23, 2010
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*You are in the hallway @ school during passing time &

you happen to be talking to a girl when all of the sudden a

fag in purple skinny jeans hugs the girl and pulls her away*

Dude1: Tapa Verga!
Dude2: HEll Yahh!, fuck that puto!
by :.CsTჯჳ-Nejo.: October 10, 2009
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Issa word foo for when something cool or some big shit happens you kno what I mean ese
Foo #1 : Yo wassup carn, I was with my Heina yesterday and she ate the last of the tomales I had
Foo #2 : Ee A La Verga bro

Shout out to my homies in Vegas, the 505, New Mexico you feel me
by Your Local Neighborhood Ese December 1, 2020
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literally: spanish for "that dick over there" (a la verga)

colloquially: used when expressing emotion of surprise, shock, disappointment, and/or anger
Guy 1: Yo dawg I just scored an 8-ball for the party tonight!

Guy 2: Ala verga! Don't tell me you're into that shit bro.
by M Gunz Garza March 4, 2009
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