Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
by Gary N. September 1, 2007
Everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. "Who was that? It wasn't me... did someone Ventrilofart?"
by GarysGusset May 3, 2007
The act of "throwing " a fart so people think someone else farted instead of you.
Other variations: ventrilofarter; ventrilofarting.
Other variations: ventrilofarter; ventrilofarting.
Blaine (farting loudly and then addressing the family pet:): Aww man. . ..Brutus ! that was a wicked nasty fart!
Dylan: Blaine, dude, stop ventrilofarting -- we know it's you.
Dylan: Blaine, dude, stop ventrilofarting -- we know it's you.
by Maxpablo July 23, 2017