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A VENKY (English pronunciation /vɛnki/) is a Froot Loops loving creature who carries around a lunchbox with vodka. During their freetime, Venkies enjoy frootlooping and rubbing goats. They are generally hairy and resist showering or shaving.
A Venky is a slightly off-centered bipedal organism with a penchant for fruitloops and a tendency to grow mustaches that protrude in a psuedo-terrorist-like fashion.

Wow, look at that guy eating fruitloops. Must be a Venky.
Venky by El Venkinator January 27, 2011
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noun

1. Informal. A moron, a hugely incompetent person or group of persons lacking in intelligence and/or lacking the necessary equipment, skills and experience esp. relating to sexual performance.

2. Sport related jargon. Someone or something of great initial promise that falls embarassingly short.

3. Business. A liar. A Seller of commodities for personal gain. A business person lacking integrity.
Leanne: I pulled a Venky last night - smallest penis i've ever seen.

Jerome: I can't wait to Venky my new client's company. I'm going to run it into the ground and use the proceeds to buy another new villa.

John: You seen the new star wars films?
Mike: Yeah, proper venkys they turned out to be.
Venky by Keyser_sose January 13, 2012
6 inch girth, 3 inch tall penis. (Brown)
Give her the Venky
Venky by HAHAHAHAHAAHCOOL March 21, 2017
Someone with a perpetual mindfucked goldfish face.

Thinks they're super cool and awesome, but actually, they aren't.

They crack jokes which needs brains of a bird to understand, but still bother to explain.

Their language goes like this-
Right? Right. Righhttttttttt.

They're slow death.
Dude stop being a prick, you Venks!

Dude what happened, are you ok? You look Venks.

vennysgoodgirl 

vennysgoodgirl is literally so hot and amazing, they are truly in love with ms venable and totally don't watch their own videos.
"vennysgoodgirl is hot".

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026