venitian blinds 

Venitian blinds refers to uncirmcumcised penises... because you have to "keep pulling them back".

They had "venitian blinds" which meant you had to keep pulling them back to keep the equipment in full view.

venitian blinds by Derek Lamar September 1, 2006

venitian basement 

A sexual activity. Involves the preemptive gaping of your lover's asshole with a 5 inch diameter ring, filling the anus with seawater and, if possible, a small, dead fish. Then you smear tomato sauce on your dick and pound that ass till the morning. If you blow your load, just resort to fisting after lubricating your hand with more tomato sauce.

"Dude, so my girl had enough time, and we did a venitian basement last night. So fucking hot."

"What is that stank?" "Oh, sorry, my husband and I are doing a venitian basement tonight, sorry about that."

venitian basement by 10,000 dead draculas. December 5, 2018

Venitian shitstorm

When you shit in your hand and then throw the turd at an open window with the ventitian blinds down so they slice the turd into little pieces.

I was so mad so mad for her to break up with me so I gave her a Venitian shitstorm

Venitian shitstorm by HomoHobbit May 2, 2024

venetian blonde 

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.

They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.

venetian blonde by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013

venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk

Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.

venetian snares by anonymous May 4, 2004

Venetian Step Dance 

When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body

"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"

Venetian Step Dance by DaveFrancosBoner September 19, 2013

Venetian Spearman 

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.

I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.

Venetian Spearman by imhayes86 January 28, 2017