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venereal disease 

A disease that is transmitted sexually, such as syphilis, gonhorrea, chlamydia, or genital herpes. This term was very common until the advent of the 1990s, when medical professionals began preferring the term sexually transmitted disease, or STD.
They rarely use the term venereal disease anymore, because it sounds like a singular disease rather than one of any number of sexually transmitted diseases. So instead of saying "Joe has VD," now we say "Joe has an STD."
venereal disease by pbm19 June 30, 2008
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relating to or resulting from sexual activity.
What did the Doctor say?
He said I had a disease and that it is venereal.
Venereal by slater56 January 14, 2010

Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.
Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.
Venereal Darwinism by The Mocha November 27, 2012

Dreadful Venereal Disease 

Facetious extension of DVD (actually Digital Versatile Disk).
Nothing interesting on the telly tonight, Benny. Stick on a Dreadful Venereal Disease and let's watch it.

Venereal Trifecta 

Venereal Trifecta: noun;
1.) Refers to 3 random venereal diseases obtained from the same sexual partner (typically female) during the same encounter.

2.) May also refer to the condition (usually negative) of one's genitalia.
Def 1: Man, stay away from Mary, I fucked that skanky petri-dish with legs last week and got the Venereal Trifecta; Chlamydia, Syphilis and the HIV!

Def 2: Did you see her cunt? Total Venereal Trifecta; Foul smelling, hairy and meat curtains! That bitch is so skanky that the crabs in her pussy are hanging themselves from the string on her tampon!
(Ven-er-ell) Adjective - Made or done with great care or much detail.

Synonyms include sophisticated, complicated, detailed, elaborate, ect.
"We're gonna have a little get together after the concert- nothing too veneral."
Veneral by A Lil Lemon December 21, 2021

Venerealpolitik 

Politics based on sexual factors rather than on ideological or ethical considerations.
Venerealpolitik was the hallmark of Bill Clinton's presidency.